Entity jokes

What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?

BOO-TY JEANS!

What is a dry swimmer?

Not in the water...

"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"

"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."

"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."

What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?

I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...

How do ghosts cry?

Boo hoo.

How do demons cry?

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What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?

Cauliflower!

What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.

— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?

— No.

— That's the spirit!