End Of The World Jokes

Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.

you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.

A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."

People are making end of the world jokes, like there's no tomorrow.

People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.

Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?

Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.