Emotional State jokes

Anxiety

If I were a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party, and insomnia the little annoying sibling.

Depression

I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.

Hooker

Dead Hooker

Why can't you kill a hooker?

Because they're dead inside anyway.

Kid

Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.

Community

yall can get your fucking asses on i begggg im so lonely and my back hurts, my face hurts, my neck hurts, my head hurts, my heart hurts, my brain hurts 😭

so yall know how i am doing but you guys probably don't care Sunday I almost od, and after that, I have felt nothing