Emotional State jokes

An emo tried to give me a high five...

I left him hanging.

I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.

I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.

I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.

Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.

Why can't you kill a hooker?

Because they're dead inside anyway.

Why can't you kill a depressed person?

Because they are already dead inside.

If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.

Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.

Why am I so sad?

1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.

If an emo kid takes antidepressant medication, will they be happy?

Emos love jumping for joy.

Like if your best friend is emo.

If I were a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party, and insomnia the little annoying sibling.

Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.