Emotional State jokes

Anxiety

If I were a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party, and insomnia the little annoying sibling.

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  • Depression

    I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.

    Hooker

    Dead Hooker

    Why can't you kill a hooker?

    Because they're dead inside anyway.

    Kid

    Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.

    Community

    yall can get your fucking asses on i begggg im so lonely and my back hurts, my face hurts, my neck hurts, my head hurts, my heart hurts, my brain hurts 😭

    so yall know how i am doing but you guys probably don't care Sunday I almost od, and after that, I have felt nothing