If I were a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party, and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
Emotional State Jokes
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
