Emotional State jokes

Why can't you kill a hooker?

Because they're dead inside anyway.

If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.

An emo tried to give me a high five...

I left him hanging.

Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.

I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.

I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.

Why can't you kill a depressed person?

Because they are already dead inside.

Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.

If I were a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party, and insomnia the little annoying sibling.

I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.