If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
Emotional State Jokes
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
If I were a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party, and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
