I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm. It gave me a discount!
how do you make a emo jump (tell him to go the i roof)
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl? The emo girl still bleeds.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says Cutadoodledo!.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What would you rather be emo or handicapped? Trick question emo is a handycap.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang(hangout) but they took it too literal
why can't emos have add
cus they are already scatter brained
ur so c emo the sun turn black
What do emos like to do when they're sad... They play violin on their wrists
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Happy peter griffin"
Friends=your power level Emo kid=power level:0000
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store The cashier scans there wrist to
Emo chick: "I wish i could feel dead inside" The kid named dead: "😄😄😄"
What does Trump stand for? Trump Runs Underneath My Penis
boy if you don't get yo im burger KING with MY burger QUEEN!!!
