Elevation jokes
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
What's the laziest mountain?
Mount Ever-rest.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
How are mountains able to see? They peak!
By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? I can't seem to "come up" with one myself.
I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.
Why are mountains so funny? Because they are so high!
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.