Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
What's the laziest mountain?
Mount Ever-rest.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? I can't seem to "come up" with one myself.
Why are mountains so funny-- because they are so high
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
