Electric Car jokes

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.

Stephen Hawking:

Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?

A:) Tesla

Why did the Jew get an electric car?

Because he was afraid of the gas.

So, Duracell batteries do run out.

A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree. He now knew how the Mercedes bends.

What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.

When the police caught him stealing the batteries, he got immediately charged!