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what’s dudeese · 11 months ago
    • A screenshot of a text message conversation on a black background. The first message, in a dark gray bubble, says, "If I jumped from your ego to your intelligence I'd die". The second message, in a blue bubble, replies, "Yeah but if I jumped from your ignorance to your reasoning I'd die of old age before I hit anything". Below the messages, an iMessage input field and various app icons are partially visible.
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    • Sauce

    Cosmo idk · 6 months ago
    • A photograph showing a small printed note stuck onto a notebook or calendar page. The text on the note reads: "The three hardest things to say are: 1. I was wrong 2. I need help 3. Worcestershire Sauce". In the lower left area, a calendar for March and June 2023 is partially visible.
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    RapBoat · 1 year ago
    • A screenshot of a Twitter thread. The first tweet is from FearBuck, stating "SSSniperWolf speaks on Drake revealing she left him on read and curved him." Below this, SSSniperWolf's tweet is shown, featuring two images: one of her taking a selfie in a room, and one of Drake performing on stage. Her tweet reads: "Good morning. Made headlines for leaving a rapper on read lol". The second tweet in the thread is from Alijah, who says, "She think she all that 😂 if ICEMAN wanted to bag her fr he would have done it in an instant". The third tweet is from OVO Daquarius, stating, "literally drake was probably trolling like he usually does + he fucks way badder bitches than 'sniperwolf' so im not even tripping fr".
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    Toast ツ · 2 years ago
    • The image shows the text "You're not the main character" mfs when I write an autobiography above a picture of Squidward from Spongebob with big, bulged out eyes.
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