Eggplant jokes

I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂

I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }

I like to watch porn too ;)

Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?

He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂