Education jokes
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:
TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."
Smart kid!
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.
Teacher: What does the pig give us? Student: Bacon.
Teacher: Very good. How about the chicken? Student: Meat.
Teacher: Good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: Homework.
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!