Earth core jokes
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
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How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said, "but the world is round."
I said, babe, you are my world.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
"You guys have no life!"
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Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!
Flat Earthers
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.