Earth core jokes
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said, "but the world is round."
I said, babe, you are my world.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
"You guys have no life!"
Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.