They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle. Did you know that Bald People have an endless forehead.
Where do Eagles send their childrens to study? The Alpha birds
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why is the bald eagle bald?
because it has no hair
it has feathers. LOL
What do you get when you cross a eagle with a lion? A grifen
What bird doesn’t need a comb
bald eagles
What is a school shooter's favorite animal??
A Desert Eagle
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
A pair of souls were floating up to heaven when they passed a pair of eagles. Ah, eagles, said the souls. The eagles were too polite to say anything.
Why would be hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea? Because it's ill-eagle