Duncan jokes

I wrote a few jokes:

What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.

Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.

What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.

Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."

Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).

Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol