Duncan

Duncan jokes

Basement

Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol

Boy

I wrote a few jokes:

What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.

Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.

What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.

Breath

Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).

Dam

I went to the dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.