Duncan jokes

Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).

I wrote a few jokes:

What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.

Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.

What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.

Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol

Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."

And (DYM 106).

Doin (DYM 16)?

went (DYM 134).

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

rocked (DYM 136)