Duncan

Duncan jokes

Basement

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Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol

Boy

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I wrote a few jokes:

What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.

Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.

What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.

Breath

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Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).

Sleepover

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I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.