Duncan jokes

Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."

Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol

I wrote a few jokes:

What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.

Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.

What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.

Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.

"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"

Denise.

What more is there to say?

Dee.