Duncan

Duncan Jokes

Basement

Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol

Boy

I wrote a few jokes:

What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.

Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.

What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.

Breath

Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).