Dryness jokes

Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?

He wanted to keep his nuts dry.

Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.

My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.

They say people are 75% water.

But I'm 100% useless.

My friend has a dry sense of humor.

Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.

I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.