Dryness jokes

My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.

Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.

Your insults are drier than your pussy.

Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?

He wanted to keep his nuts dry.

BREAKING NEWS

All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.

The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.

What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.

If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.

What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.

Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?