Dryness jokes
My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?
He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?
He wanted to keep his nuts dry.