Drop Jokes

Why did the rapper go to school?

To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks

What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?

Mic Drops

What did the rapper say to the vegetable?

"Lettuce DROP some BEATS”

Why was the rapper always the life of the party?

Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT

Why don't rappers ever gamble?

Because they're always dropping BEATS, not BETS

Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?

Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES

Why was the rapper always late?

Because he had to drop his kids off at the RHYME BUS

How does a rapper stay cool?

He drops some ICE in his rhymes

What did the rapper say to the microphone?

"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU”

Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?

In case he had to drop some BOMBS

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?

To drop some LEAD

Why did the rapper go to school?

To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria

Why don't rappers ever play hide and seek?

Because good luck HIDING when your NAME’S always dropping

Why did the rapper go to the beach?

To drop some WAVES

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party? (Part 1) To drop some WORDPLAY

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?

To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic