Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
