Drop jokes
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.