Drop jokes
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!