Drop jokes
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.