What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT”
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some HOOPS
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”