Drop jokes
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”