What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Why drink water and not bleach?
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
