Drinking Water jokes
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why drink water and not bleach?
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
