Drinking Water jokes

What day should you drink water?

Thursday, Thirstday!

Why drink water and not bleach?

What's an Emo's favorite drink?

Water, JK it's cyanide.

You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.

Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?

A: Because it gives her more work!

9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.

You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.

Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!

Water, tastes that one tap in school:

A tier water at 3 am.

S tier.

12 pm water f tier.

I took a sip of water.

If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?

Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?

'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...