What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No," said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough."
The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johhny. "Then you're not old enough," his grandpa replied.
The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself."
I Am glass! People see right through me.
What’s an Emo’s favourite drink?
Water, JK it’s cyanide
why is drinking soda so sad?
Its soda-pressing
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!🍷👊💥😂
A person walke's into the bar and said hey barman get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead Who said that
So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" UwU
Spanish is difficult when my mom gives me food she says toma and that's drink in English so I always drink my food
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
what soda does mountains drink? mountain dew
So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn't a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as RedBull
How does Moses make his tea? He Brews!!!
People are like taquila glasses
you gotta shoot them down fast
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off."
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause!
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"
"No thank you, but, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out."
Now, how about that drink?
Why cant I drink tea??
Because I laugh to much TEEEEEHEHEEE
Never drink tea in school... L give people tea if they've passed out....tea can be nice but only havd it once a day... Its not what you think..... Its not tea its CPR
