Downs kids jokes
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn鈥檛 matter, I鈥檓 going to drop it anyway!" 馃槀馃槀馃槀
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.