Double Manhattan jokes
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two, now they're a sensitive topic.
I would name my dog "Five Miles" so I could say I walk five miles every day, but today I ran over Five Miles.