Double Manhattan jokes
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?