DoS jokes
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
How do you stop a baby from crying?
You drown it.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).