DoS jokes
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone's dying to get in!"
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window, and says, "We are looking for two child molesters!"
Now after a short pause, the two men look at each other, then back at the officer and say, "We'll do it!"
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he says.
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.