Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
DoS Jokes
How do you cure a ginger?
Chemotherapy.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff? 🤨
Me: What?
The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: Colourful flamingo fart.
