DoS jokes
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
How do you open a banana? Answer with a mon-key.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.