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DoS Jokes
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
As an older brother, I always gave my little sister advice. I always said to do your best and never quit. So one day I went to her room. I see my sister giving married men blow jobs.
I ask what are you doing? The married men said she is giving us blow jobs because our wives don't do it. My sister said you told me to do your best, and my best is to suck them dry. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already done told her twice.
How do you get "Dick" from Richard?
Ask him nicely.
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
