DoS jokes
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
How do stars die?
Normally, an overdose.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.