What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
DoS Jokes
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
How do you know your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
