DoS jokes
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
How do you sex?
With penis!
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If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...