Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank!
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank!
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
what do you call a three humped camal- pregnant.
Where do you go if you lost a pencil?
Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar of ten dollar bills, so he asks the bartender if it's a jar of tips. The bartender says no, it's for a bet. So the man asks what the bet is and the bartender says, "Well, if you put ten dollars into the jar then knock out the bouncer, next you go outside and remove a rotten tooth out of the rottweiler's mouth, and last you go upstairs and give an orgasm to the fat lady who has never had one. If you can do all those things then you get everything in the jar as well as free drinks for the month." So the guy puts in ten dollars, turns to the guy next to him and knocks him out with one punch. Then the guy continues outside, all you hear for an hour is screaming and whining from the dog. When all is silent, the man walks in and asks, "So where is the fat lady with the tooth?"
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.
Sans: I am doing something.
Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?
Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.
Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.
Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.