Where do you find a cow with no legs? right where you left it!!!
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (he probably will)
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A PARADE OF RABBITS HOPPING BACKWARDS?
a receding hare-line!!!!!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg, because every play has a cast!
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
What do you call a fish without an eye?
fsh!
