DoS jokes
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
A man was taking a young child into the woods.
The young child said, "Mister, it's getting dark and I'm scared."
The man replied with, "How do you think I feel? I have to go back alone."
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?
Vegetable soup.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!