DoS jokes
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Me: Mom, would you get mad at me for something I didn't do?
Mom: No.
Me: Ok, good. I didn't do my homework.
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
Ok, I put one penny down. Do you smell anything?
1 scent.
I put two pennies down. Do you see any fruit?
2 pears.
I put three pennies down. Do you see any law enforcement?
3 coppers.
I put four pennies down. Do you see any cars?
4 Lincolns.
I put five pennies down. Do you see any pussies?
NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT!
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.