DoS jokes
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?
Husband: No, I like after "T"!
It means: the letter "U": you!
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
Why do people watch hentai?
Because they are as fake as pornstars are.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.