DoS jokes
I told my mom that I have a crush. She replied with: "So you like girls?" I said: "Uhm no no no." BUT I'm lesbian. Someone help, how do I tell her without her hitting me with a belt?
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call a dog that tells the time?
A watchdog.
What do cows listen to on headphones?
moo-sic.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
What the hell is this website? Do you all think these jokes are funny?
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!" SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?" HE: "I’m a butcher." SHE: "Perfect! I work with humans, I just kill them by cutting them up!"
HE: "So it's you in the newspaper?" SHE: "Yes, it was, wanna be next?" HE: "No!"
First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!"
SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?"
HE: "I'm a butcher."
SHE: "We're through!"
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!