DoS jokes
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
A blonde walks into the doctor's office. She tells the doctor, "My boyfriend has dandruff."
The doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the doctor's phone rings. He answers, it's the blonde. The doctor asks how he can help her. "Well doctor, I understand head, but how do you 'hove' shoulders?"
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Do you know why Jesus is so popular with the ladies??
Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this... 🤚--------🤪----------✋
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!