DoS jokes
My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,
"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeΓ±o business!
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.