DoS jokes
I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”