DoS jokes
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
"Yol, what do you think about sex?"
"Good."
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.