DoS jokes
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
I went to the local butcher's and asked him what happened to his Saturday boy. The butcher replies, "I had to fire him, I found him with his dick in the meat slicer!"
"What did you do with the meat slicer?" I asked.
The butcher says, "I had to fire her too!"
Alternative punchline:
"I had to call social services, she was only 14."
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?