DoS jokes
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
"Fuck you, do something about it!"
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.