What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
DoS Jokes
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
