DoS jokes
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.
I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.