What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
DoS Jokes
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
What can orphans not do in school?
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
