DoS jokes
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
What do you call a special police officer?
Officer down!