What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
DoS Jokes
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
