DoS jokes

Why do orphans like robbing banks?

So they can be wanted.

How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)

What do you call a disabled Chinese person?

Sum Ting Wong.

Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?

Neither does he.

What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?

Naked and Afraid.

Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?

So they can climb a fence easier.

Do trees shit?

Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?

Do you like In-N-Out?

Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.

Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?

Friend B: Yes, why?

Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!

(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.

(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.

My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"

What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.

Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.

How do you make a trash can leak?

Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!

The power of yeet.

I can't do this - YEET!

I'm not good at this - YEET!

I'm not old enough - YEET!

What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?

They both are plastic and like kids.

What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.

My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.