Doorknob jokes

I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.

What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?

She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."

What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?

Everyone gets a turn ;)

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.

I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.