DoorDash jokes
Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
Community talk
Helloing everybodying! I am de Amir man myth legend. I doordashing people fooding for that $2 tipping (I can buy 1 lambo with that type of money in India) and I work in totally legit top notch quality call center. I very rich manning because I also working part timing as de Uber, 7-11 owner, and cooking curry and some of de other Indian foodings. I hoping you friends will accepting me to this community and having a blast!