Donald J. Trump Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Wall

25 views · Anonymous · 5 years ago

Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?

Million

199 views · TRUMP STEAKS · 2 years ago

In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.

Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?

Stock Market

247 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A Twitter post by Donald Trump with the text "Stock market hits another high with spirit and enthusiasm so positive. Jobs outlook looking very good! #MAGA" accompanied by a picture with two furry cartoon characters and the text "FEMBOYS RULE". This is followed by another Twitter post by Donald Trump replying to the first post "I am terribly sorry that is the wrong photo".

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Donald Trump

128 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?

He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Donald Trump

190 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?

Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.

Orange

142 views · safeway · 2 years ago

What do you call an orange on a small stick?

Donald Trump.

Difference

311 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?

A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.

Compliment

10 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

This is so bad

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet is from Caitlyn Jenner, it reads "It's so hard to find a straight man that is confident enough to compliment me on my looks.". The second tweet is a reply from Donald J. Trump, and it reads "Nice balls."

Tentacle

12 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a series of three tweets from Donald J. Trump's Twitter account @realDonaldTrump. The first tweet says, 'loli tentacle hentai.' The second is a reply to the first tweet and reads, 'shit this isn't google.' The third tweet, also a reply, says, 'if any of you fucks screenshot this imma nuke a 3rd world country.'

Petition

10 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Change.org petition page with the title "Make Shrek the National Bird". The page shows a picture of Shrek with a U.S. flag background. The petition has 161,843 signatures out of a goal of 200,000, and it was started April 28, 2017 and addressed to President Donald J. Trump and 2 others.

North Korea

4 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

A tweet from Donald J. Trump, stating 'Imao I'd like to see North Korea TRY to get through the new U.S.A. Defense system.' The tweet is juxtaposed with an image of several colorful Bionicle figures standing together.

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