Domestic work jokes

What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?

One of them won’t clean the oven.

Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

A: You slap her.

I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.

What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?

"Probably the dishes."

"Mommy, mommy! Are we janitors?"

"Shut up and pass me the mop."

Women should be allowed to leave the kitchen... to clean the rest of the house.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.

How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?

Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.

They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.

I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.