Domestic work jokes

What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?

One of them won’t clean the oven.

Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

A: You slap her.

I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.

What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?

"Probably the dishes."

"Mommy, mommy! Are we janitors?"

"Shut up and pass me the mop."

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.

I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

I started beating my washing machine because it wasn't working, my wife started crying.

Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.

They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.