Domestic work jokes

Maid

What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?

One of them won’t clean the oven.

Laundry

I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.

Woman

Woman

What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?

"Probably the dishes."

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