Dom jokes

What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?

"Family strong, but not that strong."

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because it's all about family!

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because they hate how he cares about family.

I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.

Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?

Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."

What actor do orphans hate?

Dom Terreto (family).

Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?

Because "family is everything!"

Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?

Dom Toretto cares about family.

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!

What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Little Johnny's dad was driving him to school when they came up on a couple in a convertible. It was apparent that they were arguing. You could then see the woman pull out a knife. Seconds later, his dad saw a penis land in the windshield. Worried little Johnny will see it, he quickly turned on the wipers and brushed it off.

"What was that, Dad?" asked lil Johnny. "Oh, just a bug," said his father. With a confused look on lil Johnny's face, he then says, "That bug sure had a big dick, didn't he?"

Joker gives Batman a phone.

Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."

Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"