What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish
A dolphin swims into a bar, and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise The dolphin did it on porpoise
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
