Officer don’t arrest me she said she was 5 in dog years
How can you tell your dad a gay barbecue cuz all the hot dogs taste like shit
What is a yellow dog Libertarian? A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it 🐕 🗽
why did hellen kellers dogs run away? because wouldn’t you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is... . . . . . . . . She said nothing....
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog
one day my dog died because we couldn't find him then we got a cat on the same day then my cat went missing and when I was crying we heard are Asian neighbour was having a party then we went over and i saw my dog and cat on the grill and they eat them. in front of me saying yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well.
confusion life question!!! . can you cry underwater? . do fishes ever get thirsty? . why don't birds fall out the tree when the sleep? . why is a building called that when its already built? . when they say dog food is new and improved, who taste is?
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like “JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES”
What do you call an asian Chihuahua A Konichiuahua
what did joe biden say to the dog? i'm gonna molest you.
What did the mongol say to his dog? Down syndrome!
So this guy right, he has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog. About 2 weeks after he loses everything he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "what do you mean by 'blowing chunks' ?" says the boss. The man replies with, " Chunks is the name of my dog..."
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
i pushed a dog into a fire and said "hot dog"
