Dog Do jokes
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
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What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
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What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
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Person: Where do I commit suicide?
Dog: Roof.
Person: Good idea.
My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?
Ohhh, an owner.
What can you tell a dog, but not your girlfriend? Come.
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billie: hi.
me: You wanna hear a story?
billie: Yes, sure.
me: Once upon a time, I ran over your dog last night.
Two men are walking down the street and see a dog licking its balls. One man says, "I wish I could do that." The other one says, "You can probably just pet him."
